BECOME A DOG SHIT BORE

'Shitonmyshoe' is a new thing and this site is stage one. Its purpose is to provide a dumping ground (ho ho) for all of the many people who encounter dog shit every day, moan about it, wipe it off and get on with life.

If you register your support for 'shitonmyshoe' you won't have to become a dog shit bore; there's no requirement to attend countless meetings about dog shit and to talk about it at dinner parties, although you can if you want to.

At this stage all 'shitonmyshoe' wants is a gang of people who're pissed off about dog shit all over the floor. If you email HQ you won't get an evangelical anti-dogdoo steward badgering you to do stuff. For now, all that's needed is a list of email addresses and the will of the people! Head for the contact page and register your support now. No strings - honest.